"I code too much to find the time to shower" says Computer Science student

An anonymous 1st-year Computer Science student at QUB has informed us of how he spends all of his free time coding on various personal projects and university practical exams and therefore doesn't have the time available to shower himself. He says it's important for him to spend this free time trying to get an edge on his peers who are also heavily competitive when it comes to the world of programming. He hopes to find himself working as a software engineer for Google after he graduates and says that only then, if he gets an interview for the company, will he take the time to wash himself.