Freshers success after Hatfield holds first "Protestant open day"

The Hatfield House on the Ormeau Road, Belfast, has celebrated huge success during freshers as it hosted its first-ever, one-of-a-kind "Protestant open day" to push its inclusivity. A now-former Protestant studying at Ulster University has said his life has been changed by the "jersey-touting blondes and cheap pints of Guinness" and has recommended it to all his friends back in Portadown who are supposedly missing out.